That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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