I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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