I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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