I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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