He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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