Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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