fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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