It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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