I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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