we're chasing vodka with high fives
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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