I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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