If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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