her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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