LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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