How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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