how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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