yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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