we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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