another moral hangover. fuck.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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