: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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