i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
He has the fingertips of a God
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