You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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