My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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