My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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