please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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