i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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