you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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