its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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