hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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