he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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