I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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being pregnant is like rehab
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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