there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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