I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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