need another drink. this is the easiest way
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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