I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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