Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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