you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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