I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We just shotgunned beers for America
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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