I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
do herpes really smell.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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