I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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