this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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