You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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