they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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