Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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