perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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