i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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