if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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