I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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