It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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