I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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